Daily 70s Spot: Monsanto Monvelle Pantyhose (1973)

"That's between you and your pantyhose..." (Monsanto commercial, early 1970s)

“That’s between you and your pantyhose…” (Monsanto commercial, early 1970s)

“Durable good looks.”

OK, let’s slip on our Daily 70s Spot. Here’s a Monsanto Monvelle pantyhose commercial featuring ‘Love Letters’ to the editor. Spot aired in 1973.

And hey, who wouldn’t want a Monsanto product clinging to their legs all day?

Daily 70s Spot #290: Monsanto Monvelle Pantyhose Commercial, 1973

Previously on Daily 70s Spot: Walt Garrison For Skoal Tobacco (1975)

Daily 70s Spot: Walt Garrison For Skoal Tobacco (1975)

"Just a pinch between the teeth and gums is all it takes..." (Skoal commercial, 1975)

“Just a pinch between the teeth and gums is all it takes…” (Skoal commercial, 1975)

“The tobacco you don’t have to smoke to enjoy.”

Time to take our Daily 70s Spot and pinch it between our teeth and gums. Here’s a Skoal Smokeless Tobacco commercial starring Walt Garrison of the Dallas Cowboys. Spot aired in December of 1975.

Disclaimer: Yeeech!

*Note: Sorry, folks. Unfortunately, I was forced to remove the video from YouTube.

Daily 70s Spot #289: Walt Garrison For Skoal Tobacco Commercial, 1975

Previously on Daily 70s Spot: Michelin Tires ‘Michelin Man’ (1979)

Daily 70s Spot: Michelin Tires ‘Michelin Man’ (1979)

Tires replaced hooves. I guess that makes these guys buddies. (Michelin commercial, 1979)

Tires replaced hooves. I guess that makes these guys buddies. (Michelin commercial, 1979)

“At Michelin – we put you first.”

Let’s roll out our Daily 70s Spot. Here’s a Michelin tires commercial featuring Bibendum aka The Michelin Man. Spot aired in October of 1979.

Yeah, Bibendum. Who knew?

Daily 70s Spot #288: Michelin Tires ‘Michelin Man’ Commercial, 1979

Previously on Daily 70s Spot: Hellmann’s Mayonnaise ‘Bring Out The Best’ (1973)

Daily 70s Spot: Hellmann’s Mayonnaise ‘Bring Out The Best’ (1973)

Sammich time! (Hellmann's commercial, 1973)

Sammich time! (Hellmann’s commercial, 1973)

“Bring out the Hellmann’s and bring out the best.”

Time to spread our Daily 70s Spot on a slice of bread. Here’s a Hellmann’s Real Mayonnaise commercial featuring autumn leaves and a hard-working family. Spot aired in August of 1973.

Interesting note: The word “Hellmann’s” is an East Coast thing. “Hellmann’s” is changed to “Best Foods” for the West.

Daily 70s Spot #287: Hellmann’s Mayonnaise ‘Bring Out The Best’ Commercial, 1973

Previously on Daily 70s Spot: Sears DieHard Battery ‘Baseball’ (1971)

Daily 70s Spot: Sears DieHard Battery ‘Baseball’ (1971)

The face of worry. (Sears DieHard commercial, 1971)

The face of worry. (Sears DieHard commercial, 1971)

“Extra starting power.”

Time to jump-start our Daily 70s Spot. Here’s a Sears DieHard car battery commercial featuring a visit to the baseball stadium. Spot aired in April of 1971. Narration is by John Erwin (voice of Reggie Mantle and Morris the Cat).

Daily 70s Spot #286: Sears DieHard Battery ‘Baseball’ Commercial, 1971

Previously on Daily 70s Spot: (Post 1,000) Daily 70s Spot: Mercury Capri ‘Sexy European’ (1972)

(Post 1,000) Daily 70s Spot: Mercury Capri ‘Sexy European’ (1972)

Move over, Mr. Stuffy Britches! (Mercury Capri commercial, 1972)

Move over, Mr. Stuffy Britches! (Mercury Capri commercial, 1972)

“Shamefully low-priced.”

Time to drive our Daily 70s Spot off the boat. Here we have a Lincoln-Mercury Capri imported car commercial featuring “The Sexy European.” Spot aired in November of 1972.

Daily 70s Spot #285: Mercury Capri ‘Sexy European’ Car Commercial, 1972

Previously on Daily 70s Spot: Right Guard ‘Baseball Bus’ (1978)

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