“Turn her rocker into a stroller.”

Today’s quartet of ancient commercial fun features Kenner’s Baby Alive doll, an ABC promo for the premiere of the Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries, and two spots for Eveready batteries starring tough guy, Robert Conrad.

Go ahead and watch them…I dare ya!

Baby Alive Toy Doll Commercial (1977)

Kenner’s Baby Alive doll aired in 1977.

‘Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries’ Premiere Promo (1977)

ABC promo for Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries premiere starring Parker Stevenson, Shaun Cassidy, and Pamela Sue Martin aired January 1977.

Eveready Batteries ‘Handball’ Commercial (Robert Conrad, 1978)

Eveready Batteries ‘Basketball’ Commercial (Robert Conrad, 1978)

Both Eveready batteries spots starring Robert Conrad aired in October 1978.

Previously on 70s Spots: Sears, Resilio, Arco, Ford Torino (1970-73)

More Kenner: Mego Micronauts Toys & Kenner Girder & Panel Playset (1977)

More ABC promos: ‘Donny & Marie,’ ‘Holmes & YoYo’ ABC Promos (1976)

More Robert Conrad & Eveready: Clairol (Cheryl Tiegs) & Eveready (Robert Conrad) (1978)