Hurray! It’s School Movies time! Quickly, everyone gather ’round and pay close attention. Today we present Safety: In Danger Out of Doors – the story of a mild-mannered school crossing guard, Karen Kingsley, who moonlights as the guardian of youth, “Safety Woman.”
You won’t see a trippier, more thrilling or better-acted, 14 minutes of heroic crossing guard action this entire afternoon. Dig in!
Previously on School Movies: ‘The Crossroads Crash’ (1973)
Wow, a lot of weed must have gone down among the filmmakers when they dreamed this one up.
I’m sorry, but train tracks ARE a fun place to play around.
I love you, Safety Woman !!
Who needs Wonder Woman or Isis when you have Safety Woman?!
Mystery Science Theater would have had a field day with this one !!